The Gnome at the bottom of my garden has just thrown 3 eggs over the wire. He’s threatening more carnage!?

If his demands of “more toadstools” are not met he will continue the massacre.

thats it ive had it with this gnome time to fight fire with fire, order him out the front and deal with it man to man.
failing that try and seduce his wife (ok doing it with a female gnome isnt a very appealing thought) and then everytime you see him you can taunt him with it, he should be so ashamed he leaves for good.

Garden Gnome Carnage (Last Part)