I saw a Gnome at the bottom of my garden in a candy hat. He hissed at me and ran off. Should I approach him?

Today, he spat at me and motioned a curse on me!

Aha, that must be Percival, my friendly neighbourhood Gnome !
Approach him, with your right arm stretched out for a warm handshake, and tell him ‘Me goody goody paaly of Kittie, okay /1″
He won’t hiss at you, but might impulsively kiss you.
Hope you will not mind his enthu, chum !

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