How many different garden Gnomes do the nice folks at Travelocity have on staff?
And what kind of benefits do they get besides free travel? Health insurance, 401(k), what? Are they unionized? If I were 3 feet shorter, could I be one? I mean, I can grow a beard and everything . . .
Just asking.
Oh yeah, and are they discriminatory? I’ve never seen a female garden Gnome on any Travelocity commercials. Perhaps the female garden gnome population can bring a class-action lawsuit.
Thanks all!
I think there are a lot, like oompa loompas.
Let’s compare ( Centipede )
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Flower Garden Gnome – Size: 2T $14.34 This little sweetie has a love for the outdoors, especially the front yard! A cute floral costume, this outfit is perfect for your little one, especially if she’s already got a green thumb! The Flower Garden Gnome Costume includes a pink, white and green floral and plaid dress with a matching pink hat and booties. This costume will fit a toddler measuring 20″-21″ in the chest, 19″-20″ in the waist… |
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Flower Garden Gnome Infant/Toddler Costume $31.21 includes dress, hat, and booties… |
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